Wow. That's a lot of effort for what is basically another attack helicopter joke.

Secular in theory, but lots of key elements have been taken over by religious nutjobs, so in practice it often isn't.

Y'all Qaeda is also acceptable.

With the happiness questionnaire, how is the overall happiness of the employees of the companies calculated, just a straight up average? So if the company made sure the really shitty stuff was compartmentalized to a very small portion of the employees, then they would be rewarded? If it's determined by the least happy employees, a company could fire the least happy employees and be rewarded.

Send the questionaire to anyone who gets a w2 from that company. Set multiple factors to determine over all taxes paid. A good average could reduce your taxes by x%, but too many very unhappy outliers could raise it back up by even more.

Edit: over all though, your comment is spot on

Not to mention if you're trans. The thought of moving to Texas is terrifying.

We also invented beer, picking your nose, and whatever you think your country invented. USA USA USA /s