NonCredibleDefense CDRMITTENS 3w ago

Justice for Mr cow 😔✊

r*ddit

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Those aren’t targets painted on, they’re munitions. This A-10 shot a cow at enemy combatants.
- Or he's only got one confirmed kill...
  
  All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste!
- Fetchez la vache!
The rest of the marks are bombs... Did he shoot the bombs down? Or did he drop a cow on the enemy? 🤔
- Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs
  
  So it's safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic.
- I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end.
- Fetchez la vache!
- They made the commander say "holy cow!"
Damn that's crazy what do they put when they shoot a British solider? A little teapot?
Mr Cow

Mr
- The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far...
  
  Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender.
- Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays
  
  But Mr usually does not
I'm sorry but once mr cow declared jihad and joined the taliban, his days were numbered.
I assure you, this was added at someone else's behest.
- "Its this or your new callsign is "butcher". Pick."
  
  That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name 💪
  
  Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign.
  
  You'd get something like udder or milker.
Incoming bovine, deploy cowntermeasures!!
- Some high steaks maneuvering.
...and a cow.
Somewhere there is a cow with a few dozen A-10 tattoos ... & one paraglider tattoo.

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