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Whatever braking test that was, I think it passed.

For the curious, the phrase on there, "Победа всегда за нами!" (Pobeda vsegda za nami) means "Victory is always ours!". The literal translation is victory always for us, but that sounds weird in English.

Curious that they didn't use a Latin Z in place of the з that's in their normal alphabet.

They proclaim as they bomb the poor innocent coffee shop.

The Germans always have a mouthful

That's quite the cumstack

All girls want the cockpit of a heavy strategic airlift asset.

O dam shits goin down then

This is interesting, I found a Ukrainian version of this little guy as well. Makes sense since it was popular even in Soviet times.

Thank you, corporate press release overlords.

Here's one that's pretty recent (warning Reddit link)

fuck I've been had

Surely the media would be able to recognize the Boeing 737 Max 8 by now.

Yub Yub!

Kessler Syndrome is Bestler Syndrome.

Except for the Space Force, that is.

But the Chinese are led by General Tso, a highly renowned culinary general.

The meme term has influenced the fabric of reality yet again

"Your hearing loss has been determined not to be service related."

Ah yes the famous axis of Richard Nixon.

Now we just need to include some of our allies on the other pond (Australia, New Zealand, South Korea, Japan, Philippines) and form the Pacific-Oceanic Trans Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Or POTATO for short. 🥔

Time for some LTX On / Off memes