But what about the power strip in the upper right hand corner? Can we get Jack Ryan on this, because I don't recognize anything else.

Zoom in- "Happy Sherman Meal" is the Where's Waldo of the day. Can you find it? I knew you could!

Mock not the mightiest of weapons, lest ye feel the searing pain of kernels between thy gnashing teeth as ye perish.

In thiiis hyeah proviiince, we need to hire a few pipefitting teams with The Right Stuff, eh?

Unstoppably autistic vs Russia.....never haaad a dreeeam come true....Shea LaBeef was only a rehearsal..

Or trains. He's luggage rack sized, he could be squished into a handbag until no longer convenient. Or tossed out. I saw it in a British documentary.

COOB! COOB! COOB!

Me too, but there's a Plants Vs. Zombies reference in there, I take the low hanging fruit.

This is the sauce, at last. Look,the drive shaft turns! Look at it go! Lovely! Luckily, no one can hear it grinding against ancient bearings.

None of the machining companies in Mykolaiv are returning our calls, in spite of our impeccable Carolina of the South accents.

Not the cob cannon......no man can stand up to it

It's all turtles.

Non Compliant Draftee.

I've been pondering it for hours... 98% it's a threat about kidnapping Americans, put the word "ransom" in place of "bonus". A non native English speaker could easily confuse the two words. It's like when you are in a hurry and the precise word in another language escapes you for a moment, but you toss in a placeholder, knowing that the person you're talking with will fill in the right word from conversational context. This is a shitty vetsion of "Look at me. I am the Captain now."

There are a few people in the Army who are world-class champions at "you leave you move you vanish". They went to a lot of trouble to import their Xboxes to Niger. Do not enter random shitty quarters and touch xboxes.

I'm terribly inspired by it, just over the moon.

Couldn't that tank be scavenged for parts? Even a barrel with proper tolerances would be valuable, in a land in which precision machining seems to be unknown...

Chally, je t'aime!

Proud owner of a 1993 Toyota Corolla, can confirm. It has little paint or primer left. That's stealth. There are holes in the roof sealed with silicone, making it perfect for...activities. No rust. You cannot make this pristine Christine stop running.

Your username should be a real product, dispensed freely outside every door.