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I miss Count Binface and his Buckethead PMC

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The Parable of the Boy Who Cried NATO
  • IF YOU SEE SOMETHING ON NCD THAT ISN'T TRUE, THAT'S BECAUSE THE GOA'ULD IN YOUR HEAD IS LYING TO YOU.

    R E S I S T

  • The Parable of the Boy Who Cried NATO
  • I GET ALL MY NEWS FROM NCD
    IF ITS POSTED HERE IT MUST BE TRUE

  • speed of lightsters // development of sub-lasers still ongoing
  • The Internet has ruined me.

  • Call me, General Dynamics
  • Easy, we weld a turret facing the opposite direction and rig it to fire at the same time.

  • Can't park there mate
  • Wait, there was a submarine laser show??

  • Can't park there mate

    https://www.forcesnews.com/operations/germany/move-german-submarine-continues-long-journey-roads-and-rivers

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    Steal that "Russian MOD propaganda guy" look
  • Give me MoG gloves or give me death

  • You like causing nuclear accidents don't you?
  • Sir my client pleads oopsy daisy

  • You like causing nuclear accidents don't you?
  • These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

  • Call me, General Dynamics

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    Dog Gun
  • This is 110% real. How could you even question it? There's no rule that says a dog can't fly a fighter jet

  • Dog Gun
  • The infamous dogs of war

  • Dog Gun

    Haters will say it's fake smh my head

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    First day in the carrier, by rockus_pocus

    https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1e9em0c/first_day_in_the_carrier/

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    You like causing nuclear accidents don't you?

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    Do it for Her.
  • Bro where did we park the carrier?

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    Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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    Hedgehog BTR

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    sir yes sir oorah

    https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/114476561

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    Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me.

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    Peak MIC Propaganda
  • I'm a simple person. I see MIC swag and I want it.

  • Feeling cute, might overthrow the Russian gov later idk

    From reddit/u/domnater167

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    How to properly clear a room
  • Garand Thumb "Urban Combat Survival CQB and Room Clearing"
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9IolhUjgA

    Russian soldier throws anti-tank mine into a house
    https://sh.itjust.works/post/21844793

  • Canvas 2024 event has come to an end! -- NCD MISREP
  • I did it Mom, look! 3rd place!

  • Canvas 2024 event has come to an end! -- NCD MISREP
  • Squashing swastikas and filling in Pride flags 😎

  • Canvas 2024 event has come to an end! -- NCD MISREP

    Holy cow! wow! I never thought we would have so many folks participating! You guys and gals are amazing!!! Seriously. It was a rocky start but yall sure did come out the gate swinging! Big thanks to all the folks who hopped on the Matrix chat to help coordinate, and a special thank you for all you folks who worked on this rather than whatever other chore or work-related thing you were supposed to be doing instead (oops). Much fun was had, many vatniks bonked, and the best part is the admins didn't even notice we drew a fully nude and uncensored F-35. Aww yeah baby!

    Article 5 triggered and our heroes jumped into action! It wasn't all fun and games though, when a certain admin of mastodon(dot)de decided to multi-login with 13 accounts and came after us with those hexbear/lemmygrad friends of his. Luckily we found out the admins are possibly French because it appears a nuclear strike was used as a warning shot, and a lot of those accounts got banned. The only downside is now we owe our lives to the French (jk i love yall). But alas the sun has risen over our beautiful flag and the sweet smell of freedom and democracy fills the air. They will tell tales of our triumph here for generations to come! Thanks to everyone who came out and thanks to our hosts at at toast.ooo for putting this event together!

    Remember, we are stronger together, and even with cheating they aint got shit on us.

    Timelapse 1 - https://sc07.tv/w/6XZFB8qQy8KCRgaF7UsuFb

    Timelapse 2 - https://sc07.tv/w/6nRzZhVtyPCmJfSoPJC7tn

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    How to properly clear a room

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    Drone Hunt

    Context: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22274596

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    I love this community ♥️
  • I love each and every one of you degenerates

  • I love this community ♥️

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    UAF
  • I want to believe

  • DEFEND THE FLAG!

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    DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

    Join the fun! https://canvas.fediverse.events

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    Tankies big mad attacking our flag on Canvas lol

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    NonCredibleDefense 2024 CANVAS -- lets go!!!

    ARTICLE 5 TRIGGERED

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPORT TO ALL BATTLE STATIONS IMMEDIATELY. CANVAS 2024 HAS BEGUN

    It's that time of the year folks! Time to spread some good ol fashioned DEMOCRACY! Refer to the template for coordinates. Let's do this!

    !

    Canvas Link: https://canvas.fediverse.events

    For the NATO Blue color just use the standard "Blue"

    Coordination Chat room: https://matrix.to/#/#ncdchat:tchncs.de

    DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE

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